GIMME MY CHANCLAS!!!
Look at this nigga robbing a bank. Don't hurt innocent people.
I'm bout to join the FBI
He got cheated on. But it's ok. Life goes on.
are made of
I don't trust any of them
Do they think they're better than me?
this nigga crazy
I'm finna buy this fur coat on eBay. It's tight.
I'm so cute
racist ass mickey mouse
WORLD'S GREATEST NIGGA!
I swear to God I took this photo.
I got a brain x-ray last week and this was the print out. The red part shows how much I think about ya moms. The blue part shows how much I'm crippin'!
2 cups long-grain white rice
1 pound medium Roma tomatoes (about 4 or 5), cored and coarsely chopped
3/4 to 1 cup chicken broth
2 medium garlic cloves, peeled and smashed
1/2 medium white onion, coarsely chopped
1 3/4 teaspoons kosher salt, plus more as needed
1/4 cup vegetable oil
ASK ME IF I'M SCARED. I'M NOT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA WEARING?
I'm not into feet like a weird nigga.
T HI S LOO K GOO D
Mona Lisa and Mona from Who's The Boss
This picture is mad creepy.
CAI LUN INVENTED PAPER
JUDGE JOE MATHIS
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE JUST FINE
A NIGGA FINNA WORK AT THE PENTAGON
My girlfriend's feet. I asked her permission to use this photograph and she wasn't trippin'. It was 5:33 am.
I was put on hold by the Newport Corp. I'm upset.
Buck buck like three piece nunchucks.
We're both right
The television show
Steve got some ugly ass boots.
BP, are you with me?!
It's black foil
I spelled it wrong the first time but it's all good. Players fuck up.
Time to get in shape.
What's up with a scholarship?
I like this pattern.
quit fuckin' around
I got this photo from N P R. Hope they don't
complain. Unless they wanna catch these hands.
I was having a bad week.
This is me holding my dick
It's immaculate. Should I buy it?
Thunder Bay, Ontario.
this my email
If I get diagnosed with diabetes I'm taking that as a personal call-out from Jesus. I like eating sugar. I like Skittles. I like Twix.
I think I had to pee. I forget.
I can't remember every emotion I ever had.
The strength of the FBI is its people—employees from different backgrounds, each possessing a myriad of skills, working together to ensure the safety of our communities and the nation. Each year, people from every industry, ethnicity, and environment apply to become members of the most prestigious law enforcement agency in the world.
A unique, challenging and life-changing experience that will stretch you beyond your comprehension, the Special Agent position is more than a job—it is a calling to protect and defend your country, uphold and enforce the laws in your community, and provide law enforcement assistance where and when necessary.
Becoming a Special Agent is Not Easy
In fiscal year 2010, the FBI received over 50,000 applications for approximately 900 Special Agent vacancies. Applicants are rated on their individual competitiveness and the professional needs of the FBI to determine if they will proceed through the Special Agent Selection System (SASS).
For every applicant who is accepted, dozens more are left disappointed. However, for those selected, it is one of the most deeply satisfying accomplishments of their lives.
This is only the beginning of a mentally and physically challenging process that you will experience as you strive to become a Special Agent.
Preliminary Standard Requirements
Before you apply, make sure you meet the preliminary standards of the position. To be eligible to apply for the FBI Special Agent position, you must:
Be a U.S. citizen
Be between 23 and 361/2 years of age (unless you are an 1811 federal law enforcement officer or are a preference-eligible veteran requesting an age waiver) to achieve 20 years of service prior to mandatory retirement at age 57
Due to the length of time it takes to test, process and hire new Agents, it is not advisable that applicants over the age of 36 apply for the Special Agent position
Possess a bachelor's degree from a college or university accredited by one of the regional or national institutional associations recognized by the United States Secretary of Education
Have at least three years of full-time work experience—NOTE: Full-time work experience does NOTinclude summer jobs, internships, seasonal positions, temporary employment, and/or volunteer work (unless you are a preference-eligible veteran)
Certain specified experiences and/or abilities waive the three year full-time work experience requirement:
Applicants with a degree in Computer Science, Information Technology, and/or a Juris Doctorate (J.D.)
Certified Public Accountants (CPAs)
Fluent foreign language speakers with the ability to attain a three (3) or higher on an FBI Language Test
Former FBI Honors Interns with a 3.0 cumulative undergraduate GPA
Applicants with advanced degrees (master's and/or doctorates) require two (2) years of full-time work experience
Have lived in the United States or its territories for three of the last five years
Security requirements for hiring personnel who have resided overseas dictate that applicants must have, for three of the five years immediately prior to applying for this position:
Resided in the United States
Worked for the United States overseas in a Federal or military capacity
Be a dependent of a Federal or military employee serving overseas
Possess a valid driver's license and have at least six months of driving experience
Be available for assignment anywhere in the FBI's global jurisdiction
You must not have:
Been convicted of a felony
Been convicted of a domestic violence misdemeanor or more serious offense
Knowingly or willfully engaged in acts or activities designed to overthrow the U.S. government by force
Failed to pay court ordered child support
Failed to meet the FBI's drug use guidelines
Defaulted on a federally funded student loan
Failed to file federal, state, or local income tax returns
A NIGGA BE SKETCHIN'
My dad just caught his second felony. Ain't gonna see that nigga for like 6 years.
What I'm supposed to do?
This picture makes me laugh
This is my friend Chris. I caught him fingering himself one time and he don't even have a coochie.
say your prayers. here we go.
i already know it
This nigga looks creepy
Oh, just cause he got immaculate teeth I still can't fall for it. Purple shirt. Nah, I just don't believe it. Purple denim. When it rains do you get wet?
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catch my fade
Look at my fat ass trying to tie my shoes. It's all good, though. I'm livin' that life. I'm about to make some toast.
This is my foot next to my cable box.
I found this picture on wikipedia of some old ass paper towels.
I have an idea for a book. It's about this Mexican nigga that saves the world. And he don't even need a gun. He just makes scrambled eggs for everyone. The title is "huevos revueltos".
Learn as much as you can about what you are selling. You should have a thorough understanding of what it is, how it works and how it may be useful to potential customers. Additionally, you should have genuine confidence in what you are selling, and in its value to the people you will be calling.
SHE GOT CUTE ASS FEET. MAKE A NIGGA WANNA