This is my foot next to my cable box.

My girlfriend's feet. I asked her permission to use this photograph and she wasn't trippin'. It was 5:33 am. 

I was put on hold by the Newport Corp. I'm upset.

If I get diagnosed with diabetes I'm taking that as a personal call-out from Jesus. I like eating sugar. I like Skittles. I like Twix.

sweet

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm bout to join the FBI

I'm not into feet like a weird nigga.

dreams

say your prayers. here we go.

I don't like saying goodbye because i'll see you all in hell.

Who delivered?

It's black foil

SHE    GOT     CUTE ASS FEET.      MAKE A NIGGA WANNA

BITE THEM.

EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE JUST FINE

A NIGGA FINNA WORK AT THE PENTAGON

PAT

GIMME MY CHANCLAS!!!

My gran

Oh, just cause he got immaculate teeth I still can't fall for it. Purple shirt. Nah, I just don't believe it. Purple denim. When it rains do you get wet? 



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​3 3   3  33  33 

This is my friend Chris. I caught him fingering himself one time and he don't even have a coochie.

The television show

Look at my fat ass trying to tie my shoes. It's all good, though. I'm livin' that life. I'm about to make some toast.

​It's immaculate. Should I buy it?


Thunder Bay, Ontario.

told   your

grandma

WORLD'S GREATEST NIGGA!

fuck this

I swear to God I took this photo.

I was having a bad week.

take

Look at this nigga robbing a bank. Don't hurt innocent people.

ELIGIBILITY

The strength of the FBI is its people—employees from different backgrounds, each possessing a myriad of skills, working together to ensure the safety of our communities and the nation. Each year, people from every industry, ethnicity, and environment apply to become members of the most prestigious law enforcement agency in the world.

A unique, challenging and life-changing experience that will stretch you beyond your comprehension, the Special Agent position is more than a job—it is a calling to protect and defend your country, uphold and enforce the laws in your community, and provide law enforcement assistance where and when necessary.

Becoming a Special Agent is Not Easy
In fiscal year 2010, the FBI received over 50,000 applications for approximately 900 Special Agent vacancies. Applicants are rated on their individual competitiveness and the professional needs of the FBI to determine if they will proceed through the Special Agent Selection System (SASS).

For every applicant who is accepted, dozens more are left disappointed. However, for those selected, it is one of the most deeply satisfying accomplishments of their lives.

This is only the beginning of a mentally and physically challenging process that you will experience as you strive to become a Special Agent.

Preliminary Standard Requirements
Before you apply, make sure you meet the preliminary standards of the position. To be eligible to apply for the FBI Special Agent position, you must:

Be a U.S. citizen

Be between 23 and 361/2 years of age (unless you are an 1811 federal law enforcement officer or are a preference-eligible veteran requesting an age waiver) to achieve 20 years of service prior to mandatory retirement at age 57


Due to the length of time it takes to test, process and hire new Agents, it is not advisable that applicants over the age of 36 apply for the Special Agent position


Possess a bachelor's degree from a college or university accredited by one of the regional or national institutional associations recognized by the United States Secretary of Education 

Have at least three years of full-time work experience—NOTE: Full-time work experience does NOTinclude summer jobs, internships, seasonal positions, temporary employment, and/or volunteer work (unless you are a preference-eligible veteran)



Certain specified experiences and/or abilities waive the three year full-time work experience requirement:

Applicants with a degree in Computer Science, Information Technology, and/or a Juris Doctorate (J.D.)
Certified Public Accountants (CPAs)
Fluent foreign language speakers with the ability to attain a three (3) or higher on an FBI Language Test
Former FBI Honors Interns with a 3.0 cumulative undergraduate GPA
Applicants with advanced degrees (master's and/or doctorates) require two (2) years of full-time work experience


Have lived in the United States or its territories for three of the last five years



Security requirements for hiring personnel who have resided overseas dictate that applicants must have, for three of the five years immediately prior to applying for this position:

Resided in the United States
Worked for the United States overseas in a Federal or military capacity
Be a dependent of a Federal or military employee serving overseas
Possess a valid driver's license and have at least six months of driving experience
Be available for assignment anywhere in the FBI's global jurisdiction

You must not have:


Been convicted of a felony
Been convicted of a domestic violence misdemeanor or more serious offense
Knowingly or willfully engaged in acts or activities designed to overthrow the U.S. government by force
Failed to pay court ordered child support
Failed to meet the FBI's drug use guidelines
Defaulted on a federally funded student loan
Failed to file federal, state, or local income tax returns

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CAI LUN INVENTED PAPER

WANNA FIGHT?

I got a brain x-ray last week and this was the print out. The red part shows how much I think about ya moms. The blue part shows how much I'm crippin'! 


brain x-ray

brain x-ray

2 cups long-grain white rice
1 pound medium Roma tomatoes (about 4 or 5), cored and coarsely chopped
3/4 to 1 cup chicken broth
2 medium garlic cloves, peeled and smashed
1/2 medium white onion, coarsely chopped
1 3/4 teaspoons kosher salt, plus more as needed
1/4 cup vegetable oil

ASK ME IF I'M SCARED. I'M NOT.

NASA

you

 need 

words 

of advice?

What's up with a scholarship?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA WEARING?

MARK!

I like this pattern.

I'm finna buy this fur coat on eBay. It's tight.

Mona Lisa and Mona from Who's The Boss

I think I had to pee. I forget.


I can't remember every emotion I ever had.

Learn as much as you can about what you are selling. You should have a thorough understanding of what it is, how it works and how it may be useful to potential customers. Additionally, you should have genuine confidence in what you are selling, and in its value to the people you will be calling.

tonight

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

catch my fade

RAJAH

Do they think they're better than me?

Steve got some ugly ass boots.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This picture is mad creepy.

jeff@imdrunkagain.com

this my email

UFO

I spelled it wrong the first time but it's all good. Players fuck up.

I got this photo from N P R. Hope they don't

complain. Unless they wanna catch these hands.


these

My dad just caught his second felony. Ain't gonna see that nigga for like 6 years.

i'm tired

He got cheated on. But it's ok. Life goes on. 

are made of

Buck buck like three piece nunchucks.

SHE PREGNANT

BP, are you with me?!

racist ass mickey mouse

quit fuckin' around

 

7347647676347634

I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING FOLLOWED

JUDGE JOE MATHIS

Time to get in shape.

I found this picture on wikipedia of some old ass paper towels.

I have an idea for a book. It's about this Mexican nigga that saves the world. And he don't even need a gun. He just makes scrambled eggs for everyone. The title is "huevos revueltos".

me

This picture makes me laugh

This is me holding my dick

this nigga crazy

home

dma

I'm so cute

i already know it

This nigga looks creepy



Oh, stop.

A NIGGA BE SKETCHIN'

What I'm supposed to do?

​Om Prakash

We're both right

I don't trust any of them

Hi-Five

T HI S   LOO K    GOO D